The next time you guys talk about how awkward you are, just remember

u ok?

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My followers only pay attention to my text posts when I talk about how people have publicly humiliated me.

I am proud to have never inserted a vegetable into my vagina.

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I love fingering pussy.

Walk it off.

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relationships don’t work out for me lol, i’m way too jealous.